Medical Ethics

While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked 'How long have you been bedridden?'
After a look of complete confusion she answered, 'Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was still alive.'
Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson- Maidenhead Royal Kent .

> Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible experience she'd
> had the previous night with this bloke she brought home.
> "Well, what happened when you got there?" Jill asked
> "The bastard called me a slut!" Mary said.
> "And what did you do then?" Jill asked, shocked.
> "I told him to get the fuck out of my bedroom and take his eight
> mates with him!" Mary said.